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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, May 24, 2000 .|
1. Bob Thompson was spotted at Rick's Gym of Karate in downtown Cliffwood Beach. when asked for a quote Thompson replied" I'm just doing this shit to lose weight." (this spotting sent in by Team Member Padrino)
2. Jen Kirschner was spotted on pacific blvd monday afternoon. We followed her for 2 hours but she refused to stop and quote us.
3. Kriss Ott was spotted at Fridays in Hazlet saturday. He said something to us but his car was too loud to make it out.
4. Brian Wolfe was spotted at the 7-11 speaking with his long time friend Nicole Viola. Wolffe was qouted as saying "Where is Vitale ?"



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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Sunday, May 07, 2000 .|
1. KoZaC was spotted at Charleston Chew's rubbing himself with baby oil trying to get a tan.
2. Jen Kirschner was spotted rollerblading on the corner of Ocean and Sunset. Her knees were scraped real bad so we asked her if she got hurt bad when she fell. she replied " thats not from rollerblading."
3. Dan Rider was spotted outside of Toy's R Us in Hazlet.
4. Dave Kieser was spotted working at Friday's as a waiter. When asked for a quote he replied " Dude do you still have that remote control fart machine you had in Mr.Caris's class?"
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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, May 10, 2000 .|
1. ViC BrancO was spotted at the contest cheering on his girl Jessica who is also a bartender at Fridays. His quote to us was " i sunk over $10,000 into my truck last summer." When we asked him to show it to us .. he replied that he doesnt drive it. ?
2. Ed FoSTeR was spotted yesterday in a BEER stained wife beater and cut-off jean shorts. When asked if had just gotten off work he replied " no .. why ?"
3. Jen Stewart was spotted at the bar staring at a guy in a black shirt. She was too consumed by him to quote us.
4.Fred Durst from Limp BiZkit was also in attendance at the Hazlet Fridays. When Durst was asked for a quote he replied " Just Give Me Somthing To Break !!!!"

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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Sunday, May 07, 2000 .|
1. ConMan was spotted with a female taking a brisk walk in the warm summerlike evening.
2. HitMan was seen performing duties in his yard of an unknown nature... when asked for a quote he replied " take a deep breath .. the fumes will relax you."
3. Colonel and Shoq-D were spotted at the Keyport McDonalds where they were seen purchasing an enourmous amount of APPLE pies ?
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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, May 03, 2000 .|
1. Matt Mirabello was spotted at Cagney's bar in Sayreville. When he was asked for a quote he responded "Cliffwood dot web what ?."
2. Boomer, Aaron Waton, Dave McAndrew, and Eric Berg, were spotted on the beach this past weekend. They were reenacting the Ruff Ryders Anthem video.
3. Maureen Picciallo was spotted with Jamie Doyle on Ocean Blvd. Nice to see them back together again.
4. LiZ TayLor was spotted in her 2000 Oldsmobile Alero. She was traveling too fast for us to get a quote from her.

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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Sunday, April 23, 2000 .|
Spottings were mailed in from HitMan..

1. Matt Bedor was spotted last night doing body shots off Roger Downs. When he was asked why he was drinking off Downs he replied " his belly button holds a perfect shot."
2. Lori Wocjik was spotted talking to HitMan But the rest of the TEAM was not privelaged enough to conversate with her.
3. Jen Rosant was spotted at Cagney's around 2 am. No qoute was given.
3. Tom Green was spotted last night.. (this was after many shots) When we asked tom what he was doing here he replied " I'm not tom green !! stop following me."
4.Rick Farr was spotted at Burlews bar and grill located in downtown Cliffwood. he bought Team C.C a few swedish fish shots.. then we asked Far for a qoute. He said " Whatever you do ... don't touch anything in the bathroom."
5.Chuck Schlueter was spotted on the dance floor ... he was wearing a full denim outfit and has grown his hair out to his shoulders. Chuck's qoute was " Dude.. y0 i dropped an E-bomb"
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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, April 17, 2000 .|
Ok here is what i am gonna do... i have about a million spottings from people writing in... so i will just give one or two each day to give exposure to them all.

1.Cheryl Fox was spotted at Cagney's bar on saturday night... and gave TZA a b-day wish :)
2.Lisa Caligirie was spotted by a reader working her ASS at Fantasies Go-go Bar in keyport .
3. Rick's Gym is now open in the Cliffwood Beach mini mall... they also offer weightlifting and Kickboxing




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{ HitMan.Burlews.Spottings } -- |. Saturday, April 15, 2000 .|
It should be noted that everyone listed here was spotted at Burlews Bar in cliffwood.

1.Kelly Livett was sited at Burlewz, Kelly had no quote for us. Unfortunately no hook up was made. It should be noted that I did get to see her new tattoo, which was located in a sensitive spot.
2.Billy Meyers was also sighted. Billy just wanted everyone to know that he said wassssuuuuuppp!!! and he would be in Jersey for a few days.
3.Diana Jansen was in attendance, she was enjoying coors light all night long
4.The infamous RED was celebrating another birthday tonight and didn't fight anyone.
5.The Shadaries bros were in the house along with Steve Portera and Keon Pierce. When approached they admitted they couldn't stop drinking beer.
6.Ed Tachmen was also hustling at the pool tables. Inside sources say he took off with winnings in excess of 1,000 bucks.



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{ HitMan.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, April 12, 2000 .|
1.Bobby T was sited at the Wojick house vaccuuming his car and staring at Dave's sister ass. It should also be noted that Dave was scrubbing Bobby T's leather seats with some sort of turtle wax product.
2.Kozack was also spotted with a car full of pizza boxes on rt.35 last night
3.Anthony Cruz denys pissing on the rt.35 divider further strenghting the idea that it was indeed him.
4.Shoq-d was sited making a u-turn pass the notorious santo house earlier today.



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{ Fred's Malibu Inn.Spottings } -- |. Wednesday, April 12, 2000 .|
Ok readers there are a lot of spottings today.. so be prepared .. .. ..
Everyone I list here was sighted at Fred's Malibu Inn

1. Frank Ovaldi and his cousin Chris Shaffer were spotted playing pool. When Frank was asked where Alan Mosinack was his cousin shouted from a dark corner "Fuck Mousey!"
2. Another favorite Tatto Rob was also seen in the INN... When he was told he was going to be on the website he replied with "Computers ruined this country."
3. A Fridays favorite Billy Turpack was spotted.. his comment to us was " Are there any nudies on your site."
4. Bill Canti was also seen at the INN.... although Bill did not want us to qoute him for fear his sister would know he went to the bar.. we just thought we would drop him in Secret.Spottings. We don't hide the truth from our readers :).


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{ Secret.Spottings } -- |. Monday, April 10, 2000 .|
Who was where ? when.. we got the info...............!!!!

1.Kriss Ott was spotted leaving the Holmdel A&P yesterday with a hand full of cash. He fled the scene at a high rate of speed in a Green ford mustang.
2. The elusive GnX423 has again been spotted in a north jersey Chi Chi's with a latino woman. Sources on the scene reported that GnX was eating nacho's and doing the macharena.. there was also an odd smell of baby food on him. Later GnX was asked via instant message if these alligations were true.. he simply responded with "LoL."
3.Mary Joe Maller was spotted at T.G.I Fridays in Hazlet yesterday.. she was in a booth eating what appeared to be a small child.






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