The "Bald Guy" is wanted for eronious use of the word police during the Beach Bash Last weekend. Any information leading to the apprehension of the "Bald Guy" should be mailed to one of the C.C.Team members over at the the.C.C.Team
The Bald Guy
Hidden Camera inside Bald guy Lair |
| Aliases: The Bald guy, the fat bald Guy, the fat guy with a tatto, or Sam. |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth: |
1967 |
Hair: |
Who knows ? |
| Place of Birth: |
In the Cliffwood area |
Eyes: |
Brown |
| Height: |
5' 4" to 5' 6" |
Complexion: |
Nasty |
| Weight: |
Approximately 360 pounds |
Sex: |
i dont think he does |
| Build: |
Oval |
Nationality: |
White Trash |
| Occupations: |
Harrasing people |
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| Remarks: |
This guy should be tarred and feathered. Forced to walk through the streets of clffwood.
He walks with a cane. |
| Scars and Marks,tatto's: |
Right Shoulder: eagle |
CAUTION
The "Bald Guy" IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE April
7,2000, Harrasment of local young people at a nearby park. He is also wanted for questioning of missing BigUn frozen hamburgers stolen from the 7-11.
CONSIDERED PERVERTED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON,
PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL C.C.TEAM
OR THE NEAREST HAIR CLUB FOR MEN
.
REWARD
The United States Government is offering a reward of up to
$5 million for information leading directly to the apprehension
or conviction of THE BALD GUY.
APRIL 2000
|. Conman .| |
